Are you in a hurry to grow up? Well if so, news flash. Adulthood isn't all it's cracked up to be. I'm only 13 and I know that it's only gonna get worse! Yeah. Kinda pessimistic of me. Here are some valuable life lessons:
-Tissues weren't invented to stuff your bras.
-Makeup isn't around to help 7 yr. olds look 17.
-Facial hair doesn't appear so you can look "manly." (boys)
-Jersey Shore isn't a real life style. You can't just party and get pregnant like Snooki and suddenly be rich. You have to get a job. Forget reality tv star, be a realtor!
-Bullying? Stupid idea. Bullystoppers.com is out there! (wow. so scary.) But seriously, bullying is wrong; no need to make anyone feel self-concious.
-In school, we all ask, "When am I gonna need to know this?" Well for starters, on the flipping test!
-Oh and low-cut shirts or heels for school? You don't look cute. You look like a slut. Listen to what I'm saying so you don't end up like that baby over there because he's gonna cut himself. Then he'll need a Power Rangers band-aid. Power-Rangers, Assemble! Later, civilians. I have a world to save.
-Tissues weren't invented to stuff your bras.
-Makeup isn't around to help 7 yr. olds look 17.
-Facial hair doesn't appear so you can look "manly." (boys)
-Jersey Shore isn't a real life style. You can't just party and get pregnant like Snooki and suddenly be rich. You have to get a job. Forget reality tv star, be a realtor!
-Bullying? Stupid idea. Bullystoppers.com is out there! (wow. so scary.) But seriously, bullying is wrong; no need to make anyone feel self-concious.
-In school, we all ask, "When am I gonna need to know this?" Well for starters, on the flipping test!
-Oh and low-cut shirts or heels for school? You don't look cute. You look like a slut. Listen to what I'm saying so you don't end up like that baby over there because he's gonna cut himself. Then he'll need a Power Rangers band-aid. Power-Rangers, Assemble! Later, civilians. I have a world to save.